youermeowjesty:

Me

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dlubes:

when you’re on tumblr/facebook and it’s your birthday

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the-strange-cat:

This is the greatest post in the universe.

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flextrovert:

gnometeeth:


A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

flextrovert:

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

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goldenclitoris:

THIS IS TRULY THE WILDEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I LOVE IT

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thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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this-slag:

i gotta not be a virgin cause sooner or later someones gonna use me in a satanic ritual 

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